nasty...

caution.

warning.

beware.

and any other synonyms that you can think of.

It's going to get nasty[a few meanings] up in here.

[story time]

Kalob has been feeling a little "not needed" lately. Hudson has been attached to me, and me only. He has become a mamma's boy, and he lets everyone know it.

I was finding a recipe online when all of a sudden I hear

"oh my gosh. oh my gosh. oh my....h o n e y !"

I come out of the bedroom to find my dear and loving husband holding Hudson, as far away from him as his arms would allow, with his legs spread out, poop on the carpet and dripping from his shorts, and then looking at Hudson smiling from ear to ear.

Normally I would run and get Hudson, and take care of it, letting my husband go and clean himself up, to come back to a clean baby. This time; I obviously wasn't feeling so nice. I just started laughing. Got my camera. Pulled up a chair. and just watched.
Everything had literally and completely missed the diaper. everything.

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I don't really remember my thought process at this point.

I wasn't trying to prove anything [okay maybe I was].

This was just a little way for me to let him know that he was, in fact, needed.

mean.

rude.

nasty.

of me. possibly.

Kalob: "well thank you. Next time you can just tell me."